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Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.
Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!
by Epimone July 5, 2019
mugGet the Grandma's on the boat!mug.

shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.
mugGet the shrimp boatmug.

full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."
From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
mugGet the full boatmug.

Boat to Florida

Let’s take a Boat to Florida together?
by prime.21 May 22, 2021
mugGet the Boat to Floridamug.

Square Boat

Someone who is straight edge, doesn't do anything bad.
Jenifer is such a square boat she wouldn't even drink at the New Years Eve party.
by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003
mugGet the Square Boatmug.

Boats Docked

1. Hanging Out, Chilling, Posted Up at a selected location.
2. Said when you agree with a statement.
1. Boats docked at the bar, are you coming?
2. "Did you see that girl? Shes hot"
Reply with "Boats Docked"
by Scalzbro October 12, 2011
mugGet the Boats Dockedmug.

roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat on a girl while in the car.
"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."
by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008
mugGet the roader boatmug.

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