Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 04, 2024
An Emon kid who is admited into the hospital, usually resulting in bandages around his/her wrists like wristbands on a tennis player
by japanese schoolgirl spooner March 01, 2009
by JJ-LOLWAT September 22, 2016
Road tennis is a sport, concentrated mainly in Barbados, in which two players go head to head like a tennis match but using a road as a court. The rackets are wooden and the ball has fur removed for bounce. It is fast paced and the net is 8 inches high.
by barbadosrocks April 27, 2020
The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.
The moronic guy from the group was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.
by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021
by Xerts March 05, 2022
When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
by ravenpajamas535 January 31, 2022