The DC Swamp Witch

AKA Kellyanne Conway: A vile creature that began her life in New Jersey under a rock and moved to Washington DC. This hideous creature spits venom and lies out her foul mouth every time it opens. Her foul breath also acts like a drug confusing the listener from reality. Know for her unkempt hair and falling face and shrill in the night. Her power comes from the 'magical pivot stone' created by a Dupont chemical mishap, which she found on a blueberry field and shoved up her vagina

OMG, have you seen The DC Swamp Witch on tv last night? She just would not answer a single question and the tv interviewer just rolled his eyes.

by heyheynow July 31, 2017

dirty swamp

a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)

alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?

amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!

alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!

by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt

Amy is such a knuckle dragging swamp cunt.

by AnastasiaDC4L August 28, 2023

Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!

Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!

by Boychi January 9, 2021

Drain the Swamp

The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.

Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!

by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021