Super Straight

Robert, Makoyi, and their racist dog pretend to be oppressed on Twitter.

Robert: Makoyi please have sex with me I'm Super Straight.
Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist

by Cat_BestinShow December 27, 2021

super straight

Allegedly, sexually attracted only to cis members of the opposite sex. That is, a "super straight" man will allegedly only be sexually attracted to cis women. However, since such men may be attracted to trans women when they do not know that they are trans, the actual definition is "allegedly heterosexual and lying transphobe."

The "super straight" man thought the chick in The Crying Game was hot, at least for the first few minutes. Then he set his DVR on fire and cried "No homo!"

by lsjhglsjgfslf;ghsoufhsougslf;s December 17, 2022

Super Straight

a group of closeted people

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality that started as a joke on tiktok but now some people take it seriously and it is used to mock the LGBTQ+ community with comments such as "guys this took me a long time but I'm coming out as Super Straight" the other reason it exists is because a few people have called straight people transphobic for not wanting to date trans women. but it's really just a way to mock LGBTQ+ people

Person A: I'm coming out as Super Straight.
Person B: Okay and?
Person A: wait, you're not mad?

by idc_if_ur_mad March 7, 2021

Super straight

Transphobes that want to be oppressed

Person 1 : hew what’s your sexuality ?
Person 2: oh , I’m super straight—
Person 1: *bonk*

by Just me ,was taken March 21, 2021

Super Straight

A n@zi movement that’s very transphobic. Also known as the nor/mals, aka men that have a pisskink

“I’m super straight and proud”
“Thanks for telling me, I’ll block you now since i don’t support transphobic n@zi’s”

by Ninaxdondai March 10, 2021

Super-Straight

Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue

Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd

by DoTheMario2582 March 6, 2021