suburban mafia

The network of people in your community that improve, enhance, and look out for your and your family’s best interest.

The suburbs are tough to navigate unless you are part of a suburban mafia.

by suburban mafia July 23, 2020

Suburban Redneck

Someone too well-mannered and reserved to hang out with country folks, but someone too conservative and rowdy to hang out with city slickers

"I can't hang out with that crowd, you know me, I'm a suburban redneck"

by Plus-Size albert48 February 24, 2021

Suburban Syndrome

A person who is used to the safety or bubble of the suburbs. These are people who are likely to get their car stolen when they leave it unlocked. They also tend to not understand what being poor actually is. This is due to the bubble they live in that is due to having been raised in the suburbs. Many people will claim that their family used to be poor because they lived in a not-so-great area, or that they are poor cause they have school debts.

Nick: Hey dude I heard you used to be poor?
Chad: Yeah man we lived in an apartment for half a year while my parents were between college and getting into their career, it was hard cause we had so many debts.
Nick: Oh... I don't think that's really what being poor is, but anyways, I heard your car got broken into?
Chad: Yeah some dipshit crackhead stole my Nike Air Force One's and my brand new Macbook from my 2021 X4.
Nick: Oh that really sucks man, what happened?
Chad: Dude I just told you, he opened my car door and took the shit!
Nick: Was it locked??
Chad: Who fuckin locks their door?
Nick: You ever hear of Suburban Syndrome?

by Your Name Here................ June 25, 2021

suburbanite

Well the definition depends on
(a) whether you see the city and its surrounding area as one unit, and small towns and rural areas as another, OR

(b) whether you see the city, the surrounding area, and the countryside as three separate entities.

(a) Someone who lives in a small city, small town, or a rural area. These type of suburbanites are hicks who shop at Walmart and have never been to a city.

(b) Mega-rich snobs who moved from the city to an area 1/2 hr away because they feel the noise and "smell" of the city is beneath them.

by Woodlawn September 30, 2004

suburbiasexual

These poor souls are the antithesis of a metrosexual. The suburbiasexual cares little about his appearance. He also will say and do gay things even though he is not a homosexual.

"Hey, did you hear Sarka talking about Ryan Phillipe's butt cheeks? He's such a suburbiasexual!"

by MJjohansen February 7, 2007

suburbanite

worthless suburbanite who comes to the city on weekends, hangs out at Fireside, then sits on curb at Dunkin Donuts at Clark and Belmont wishing he/she were cool enough and/or affluent enough to actually live in the area.

Fucking suburbanites. This place sucks now. Let's go somewhere else where there are no 708ers.

by Pegboy October 2, 2003

jesus of suburbia

its a brill song bit long but der u go n i dnt belive in christian stuff but afta readin der lyrics it sorta makes sense prefered american idiot *cough george bush* thou. N FED UP WIF GOD DAMN CHEERLEADER WANNABES N PREPS

dem- y r listenin to green day jesus of suburbia
me- wen i start listenin to korn u can hav ago at me
dem - who?
me - omg u prik stik

by purple monkey n blue sheep ere August 11, 2006