Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019

spontaneous aids

when u suddenly get aids

ah shit mate i just got spontaneous aids
i feel ja bro

by roblox name: dusturmur January 16, 2020

Spontaneous combusticide

The act of committing spontaneous combustion.

Friend 1: So how'd he die?
Friend 2: The coward committed spontaneous combusticide.

by kachiggawatt August 23, 2020

Spontaneous

This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.

Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.

by Marco_Swirly November 16, 2020

Spontaneous Vibe

When you begin singing or dancing uncontrollably in public due to an unnaturally strong vibe

Did you see Jake at the store breakout in a spontaneous vibe?

by SpaceBase November 28, 2020

Spontaneous cumbustion

Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.

by Dougageddon February 16, 2021

spontaneous image

nudes.

that girl just sent me the most spontaneous image ever. never knew an ass could look so good!

by idfkwhattodaypuzzy May 16, 2021