spedaphor

a retarded metaphor; a comparison that makes no sense

student 1: "Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master."

Student 2: "wow that's a spedaphor!"

by Jaws 77 January 3, 2013

spediditus

rare form of sped

"Oh my god! That kid clearly has spediditus!"

by namerdudies August 16, 2017

Sped

Short way of saying special ed

Are you sped? How do you get a C on the test?

by Xdonx17 August 28, 2017

Spedboss

An individual who is born with all of their chromosomes and then later in life loses a chromosome. This individual may have crooked body parts due to this. This person is a complete retard and is an idiot 24/7. They can't help but be a magikarp. Fawkn dum ai tell u.

Ben says he is in the side flip gang, but didn't go through initiation, he is such a spedboss.

by Yunglordxx October 18, 2017

spedd

Sped
1. One who attends special education classes.

2. The special education program.

3. An insult used when someone does something stupid.

1. "He is a spedd."

2.a "She is in spedd ed."

2.b "She is in spedd."

3. "Darren you are such a spedd."
4. "you are out of the band"

by p.rodd November 2, 2017

Sped

A Student in only the dankest special education classes.

He's a Fuckin' Sped.

by HI Chriss it liam u r a jeff November 18, 2017

sped

Gavin Good.

Gavin Good is a sped.

by Daddyosgirl January 11, 2018