The Google sheep is a very strange, zombie-like individual. Google sheep flock to Google for all their questions and/or to come off smart. They will type in search terms using quotations, because that to them means they will get the most accurate and valid results; the first 10 entries are the only acceptable entries, except in the case of images, in which all are valid and "fun" to pester random people on forums, messengers, or email.
Google sheep are commonly seen lurking around, looking for something to Google late into the night and early morning - 3am is high time for the sheep. Online forums are the most common gathering place for the sheep.
Mating is unheard of, unless they use their Googling skills to pick up tips that are created by other Google sheep, and by chance find another sheep just as desperate.
Their diet is based on candy, soda, and Ramen noodles, but only if time allows; some searches distract the sheep from the normal mode of life for several hours at a time.
Google sheep are commonly seen lurking around, looking for something to Google late into the night and early morning - 3am is high time for the sheep. Online forums are the most common gathering place for the sheep.
Mating is unheard of, unless they use their Googling skills to pick up tips that are created by other Google sheep, and by chance find another sheep just as desperate.
Their diet is based on candy, soda, and Ramen noodles, but only if time allows; some searches distract the sheep from the normal mode of life for several hours at a time.
Someone randomly sent me an image of a yellow umbrella, telling me they save lives and sent me a link to a site full of more pointless umbrellas - what a Google sheep.
by teh ebil ducky August 27, 2006
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A popular insult in rural areas; especially in Wiltshire.
Also often aimed at the Welsh.
A popular insult in rural areas; especially in Wiltshire.
Also often aimed at the Welsh.
Charlie: "Look at how those Welsh sheep shaggers stacked this cage!"
Mark: "Don't insult your own kind that way; just because they have more sheep to chose from than you".
Mark: "Don't insult your own kind that way; just because they have more sheep to chose from than you".
by snoringsquid December 28, 2005
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Two words combined in a desperate attempt to sound clever, most often thrown around by people who fit the definition of the very thing they're railing against.
I know the TRUTH! The Government is run by evil international reptilian Zionist aliens from planet X! Listen to <insert right-wing nutjob demagogue's name here>! He speaks the truth! Don't think so? HA! Clearly you're all a bunch of sheeple!
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"Did you see the looks on their faces when Johnathan just walked in there like he was apart of them, and then totally humbled them!? He's a total sheep in wolf's clothing!"
1 Samuel 27:5-12
5) Now David said to Achish, “If I have found favor with you, let me be given a place in one of the outlying towns, so I can live there. Why should your servant live in the royal city with you?” 6) That day Achish gave Ziklag to him, and it still belongs to the kings of Judah today. 7) The length of time that David stayed in Philistine territory amounted to a year and four months.
8) David and his men went up and raided the Geshurites, the Girzites, and the Amalekites. From ancient times they had been the inhabitants of the region through Shur as far as the land of Egypt. 9) Whenever David attacked the land, he did not leave a single person alive, either man or woman, but he took flocks, herds, donkeys, camels, and clothing. Then he came back to Achish, 10) who inquired, “Where did you raid today?”
David replied, “The south country of Judah,” “The south country of the Jerahmeelites,” or “The south country of the Kenites.”
11) David did not let a man or woman live to be brought to Gath, for he said, “Or they will inform on us and say, ‘This is what David did.’” This was David’s custom during the whole time he stayed in the Philistine territory. 12) So Achish trusted David, thinking, “Since he has made himself repulsive to his people Israel, he will be my servant forever.”
1 Samuel 27:5-12
5) Now David said to Achish, “If I have found favor with you, let me be given a place in one of the outlying towns, so I can live there. Why should your servant live in the royal city with you?” 6) That day Achish gave Ziklag to him, and it still belongs to the kings of Judah today. 7) The length of time that David stayed in Philistine territory amounted to a year and four months.
8) David and his men went up and raided the Geshurites, the Girzites, and the Amalekites. From ancient times they had been the inhabitants of the region through Shur as far as the land of Egypt. 9) Whenever David attacked the land, he did not leave a single person alive, either man or woman, but he took flocks, herds, donkeys, camels, and clothing. Then he came back to Achish, 10) who inquired, “Where did you raid today?”
David replied, “The south country of Judah,” “The south country of the Jerahmeelites,” or “The south country of the Kenites.”
11) David did not let a man or woman live to be brought to Gath, for he said, “Or they will inform on us and say, ‘This is what David did.’” This was David’s custom during the whole time he stayed in the Philistine territory. 12) So Achish trusted David, thinking, “Since he has made himself repulsive to his people Israel, he will be my servant forever.”
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