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Show Yachting

In response to Jonathan accusation that I was "Show Boating"
I one uped him to inform him, that I was in fact,

SHOW YACHTING
Jonathan : Chris You're Such a Show Boating.

Chris: I'm Show Yachting, You peasant!
by R_and_OM April 11, 2011
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showing point

It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.
Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.

Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?

Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
by Wickedshocka August 5, 2018
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nut show

Similar to the term 'freak show' or 'shit show' this is a way to describe ones life or a situation as being chaotic, crazy and unpredictable, but also a hot mess. Is also associated with the word 'nuts' meaning crazy.
'My love life is a complete nut show!'
by Nutshow September 6, 2016
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Bi- for show

When a girl claims she's 'bi-' or 'bi-curious' just to attract the attention of another girl to either turn her boyfriend on or attract other guys. Usually happens at swing clubs or in bars after midnight. But when the time comes to 'put-up or shut-up' she turns shy and backs off.
us: She's hot and says she's bi- but her boyfriend is just ok, let's get a room and you 2 girls can have some fun.

them (after we get the room): 'I'm not really bi-, I just like to play with girls on the dance floor'.

us: Damn, that bitch was just 'bi- for show'
by Den&Prin August 16, 2010
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oil show

Similar to a lap dance, but a girl rubes oil over her body. Usually with the accompaniment of music and lingerie. The girl generally ends up naked.
Jim: My girlfriend surprised me with an oil show last night.
Jack: Really?
Jim: Yar - she rubbed baby oil ALL OVER her body while dancing to music. She started in lingerie and finished naked.
Jack: Fuck, I'd love to see that - she's hot as.
by Torx69 November 6, 2012
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Show Stress

Becoming stressed after watching people making bad decisions in a show or movie. If you or a loved one have ever gotten anxiety from watching people made stupid decisions in a movie or show, you may be entitled to financial compensation
“I love Stranger Things, but I get show stress from watching people make stupid decisions in it.”

“That horror movie wasn’t really scary. I just got really bad show stress from watching the characters make bad decisions.”
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ruby show

A show where you watch someone named Ruby try to eat food while hiding their face and flipping you off
Hey, Kevin! Do you wanna watch the Ruby show
by Lonk the March 19, 2022
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