abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.

“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”

by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020

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ship in law

When you ship two characters from a show you’ve never watched. You typically ship them through edits you’ve seen.

Have you watched Warrior Nun?
No, but Avatrice is definitely my ship in law!

by rinasshay October 29, 2022

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Ship snot: When a man is having sex with a woman on a boat, pulls out early and ejaculates on one of her ass cheeks. The woman then uses her hand to wipe the cum off and smear it on the side of the boat.

Please take care of my ship snot bitch!

by Yaquanda October 29, 2010

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comfort ship

A comfort ship is a ship that when you see content of, it can help boost your mood. It can also be a ship that you hold very close to you, and that you love so much that it radiates comfort. Basically, it's just a ship that gives you good vibes from their chemistry and interactions <3. There's also a good chance someones comfort ship might also be their OTP.

Note; A comfort ship doesn't need to be one without any angst. There are a lot of ships people say are their comfort ships that end up not happening and/or have angst in them. Nor does a comfort ship need any sad themes to be one.

Person 1: "Is this your comfort ship?"
Person 2: "Yup! It is <3. I love those two so much!!"

by lovethzzz September 5, 2023

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