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Drunk as Ship

When you sway like a ship in the sea from being extremely intoxicated.
Dude... I got drunk as ship last night!
by Steffo Baca February 11, 2014
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Random ships

Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!
I HATE it when people ship random ships! This is crud! Garbage! Trash!
by ClubWatAh May 15, 2021
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Bottled ship

To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.
My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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Shipping Day

You must annoy your friends by playing wing woman/wing man with them even if they disagree with your idea.
I just remembered it’s Shipping Day! I totally ship them, imma go annoy them about how cute they would look together!
by Dogshipper November 1, 2019
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Ship hater

A person who bashes another person’s ship just because they don’t like it.
Person 1: I really like the ship between Ojiro and Kaminari
Person 2: personally I like the ship between Kaminari and Eijiro
Person 3: noooo Kaminari is with Shinsou :((
Person 2: shut up, ship hater
by Notmyrealnameofficial November 19, 2020
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ship happens

Something shippensburg students say. Like shit happens but better
Guy: yo my girlfriend just cheated on me

Guy 2: yo dude that sucks honestly tho ship happens
by Dancingdiva333 March 20, 2020
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Spacey ship

When you get drunk and accidentally land on a 14 year old
I hope I don't do a Spacey ship at the party tonight.
by Kinky dwarf October 31, 2017
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