He/She is a monet

A man or a woman that looks hot from a distance but when you get up close they are ugly

When I got closer to that guy at the bar I could tell he was a Monet

by deedee June 5, 2003

she gone

a down ass bitch who up and left

She used to be here but now...She Gone

by She Gone September 18, 2015

That's What She Said

Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best

#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*

#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*

#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*

#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*

- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*

- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*

- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

by NoRock King of TWSS: Soul Food April 23, 2009

That's what she said!

A term used to turn any phrase or sentence into a sexual joke.

"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"

"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"

by Piece of pie December 5, 2009

she-bro

She-bro, one of the female gender who has committed bro-like acts.

She-bro: yo dog i like your new kicks

bro: thanks, she-bro!

by CASSIDEEYUH July 23, 2009

She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks

Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up

Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.

by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009

She-Pee

Funnel type thing for use by females who would rather urinate standing as opposed to squatting, ideal for use by bird watchers; cute hand puppet created by Alec, not to be confused with actual she-pee device.

"I wanna use a she-pee'

"Awww Sheepee" accompanied by a cutesy hand movement

"The hills are alive with... Sheepee!"

by Spastic Space Monkee October 3, 2009