Shannon

Male Shannons in general, commonly known as the "ladyboy" of the friend group, this individual tends to be gentle by nature, introverted and very submissive, is as pale as a corpse, hair of a corner working hooker and will tend to follow your surroundings where ever you go so be weary, commonly facial features of a weak chinned communist Korean with beautiful soft fingers with a hint of talent to art (i think you can figure where this was going). If you figured all fireman rush to urgency, wait till you see this fella dance down a pole, we all love and appreciate our Shannons tubby figure but personally from a distance, love ya bud and happy Hanukkah

(for context, these people tend to drive a craptiva, possibly a Prius more commonly richer shannons but 9 times outta 10 a subaru with a homemade 6 inch exhaust compensating for something along with our Aidan friends)

if you find you this person tell him, " PISS BACK TO THE GAY BAR DAMN COMMI LADY BOY"

"dude do you see *Shannon* over there? he keeps following me."

"yeah complete fag has being carrying wood behind you pretty boy"
"hate that guy, hate Aidan more tho"

by UncleKiev March 23, 2025

Shannon

A person who creates a lot of drama

“She's such a Shannon”

by Shannon_08 November 29, 2023

Shannon

Got her tits out at sandbar!

Random 1: "did you see that girl at sandbar with her tits out?"

Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"

by Quontothenextone November 22, 2021

Shannon

A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her

Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon

by Jackilin February 4, 2023

Shannon

When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row

so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon

by gebangers October 9, 2023

Shannon

Someone who is unable to perform skill moves on pro clubs.

Come on cunt. Stop doing skills. Stop doing a shannon ya nut.

by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018

Shannon

Someone who thinks they pull skill moves off in fifa pro clubs, however is unable to pull off even 2.

Oiii, stop doing a shannon, please.

Lets win the game cunt.

by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018