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Scottish Sanga

Cum on a sandwich and feed to your dad
"Gave me old man a Scottish Sanga on the weekend"
by NotLainT September 28, 2020
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Scottish masturbating

A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.
''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''
by idgafosoae April 12, 2017
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scottish carpentry

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!
I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)
by Jackson Greenhorn September 16, 2020
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Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza
Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!
by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017
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Scottish Rape

The act of dominantly finishing on your enemy while moaning in a Scottish accent. (Also reffered to using the portmanteau "scottrape")
"My opp Lindsey Scottish Raped me yesterday. It was wild."
by dihschucker September 16, 2025
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Scottish gardner

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.
by Gonzo4413 July 9, 2022
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Scottish mcnee

Absolute boyo from up north, big stocky lad so watch out. Will fight anyone
by Scottish mcnee December 5, 2018
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