.9.AkacanasazalArefer to the surname, which is of Scottish origin meaning man of peacelA.9.

.9.AkacanasazalArefer to the surname, which is of Scottish origin meaning man of peacelA.9.

.9.AkacanasazalArefer to the surname, which is of Scottish origin meaning man of peacelA.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 29, 2025

Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025

Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025

Well he’s Scottish isn’t he

Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent

“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker”
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Scottish Beyonce

A funny nickname for Lewis Capaldi.

“Lewis Capaldi calls himself the Scottish Beyonce”

by Tommohoranstyles June 27, 2023

Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.

If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.

by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024