Scooter

The best computer made by apple and razer

Razer and Apple made the best computer worth $69696969696969696969696969 and its called SCOOTER?!?!

by #MicosoftScooter August 15, 2018

Kool Scooter Master

A ‘Kool Scooter Master’ often refers to someone who is extremely skilled in the art of being Kool and scootering like a madlad e.g. Miss Harlow (A legend among scooter masters)

Wow, look at Miss go! Isn’t she a Kool Scooter Master!

by kidfromkoolsville February 19, 2019

Hooter Scooter

Slut

Man, that girl is such a hooter scooter

by Yippiekiayyyyyyeeeee1 September 19, 2018

Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

Scooter

A narcissistic and toxic person that steps on and bullies anyone he has to to get to the top

Scooter played a part in the harmful bullying of Taylor Swift and then went on to buy the rights to her music in a ploy to have power over and sabotage her

by Boo² the fool June 30, 2019

Scooter

A half wit dude that does drugs can't pay attention and makes up stories based on Tom Cruise movies about how cool his dad was

This guy I work with is definitely a scooter

by Mad Krazy July 19, 2019

i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019