Schlong

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.

"I love Johns Schlong!"

by SchlongBoy September 29, 2021

schlong

when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick

dude this line is almost as long as my schlong
hell yeah it is dude

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

SCHLONG

The definitive slang for a guy’s (or a hermaphrodite’s) cock. A much better sounding word than penis.

That son-of -a-bitch’s schlong must be 10 inches long. He got it stuck in his zipper and had to take it to the emergency room to have it extricated.

by Macsloan January 15, 2021

The schlong of destiny

The drunken schlong masters enormous schlong.

The schlong of destiny shall strike fear into the ovaries of our enemies

by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025

Schlong dip

When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit

Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped

by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021

schlong

a massive wet penis that cums in your mum

ooooo that schlong is massive

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

schrodingers schlong

The concept that a trap is gay or not gay at the same time until you see the schlong

Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong

by lordcatfood May 14, 2022