Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.

john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!

by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025

KY yard sale

A KY yard sale is the burning of your other half’s items after a traumatic breakup, ie….cheating and the like. Similar to throwing out the window to destroy items.

Damn, did you see the KY yard sale after Denise caught Dwight cheating on her.

Bro, it was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks.

Yep, see you Dwight and damn.

by No Slacker December 26, 2022

Fire Sale

A fire sale is the sale of goods at extremely discounted prices. ... They are said to occur in the in Cannabis markets when illegal outdoor grows and overzealous i502 producer/processors flood the market with mediocre weed. Companies then have to take their FIRE ass weed and sell it as a FIRE sale to prevent it from overflowing our vaults like Scrooge McDuck’s.

Yo, that Fire Sale weed was fire as fuck! I got that absolute fire for $120 an ounce!

by Free Rain Farmer January 13, 2022

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012

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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

buy from PCV sales day

everyone must buy from PCV sales or be sent to the gallows of passenger travel solutions

I'm gonna buy from PCV sales because its buy from PCV sales day

by dick mabutt December 11, 2021

Doing sales

For the TRZ guys this word means good every time no exceptions but for the other maybe not but we don’t give a fuck because if you do sales your allowed to be a member of the papayev clan and that’s it that’s all tchoukball Sales means when you dead something like the bicycle kick of Ronaldo against Juventus

Yo bro yesterday I did sales with this girl .

Only sales my order shipped !
Bruv we and all of my brazzas we doing sales 24/7 so be careful motherfucka !!!

by Alex SalesMaekers September 15, 2020