by Hyuwasuto December 02, 2020
A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper
Your a fucking David Sales
by My ninja nigga February 15, 2016
A salesman in charge of a team without being given any privileges, authority or respect by the directors, other senior salesmanor even his team
Congratulations on your 'promotion' to junior senior sales
by McBareback December 18, 2018
"The desirability of and/or your need for an item at a garage sale will be in direct inverse proportion to the likelihood of your actually being able to purchase it."
The four most common/infuriating occasions when Murphy's Law of Garage Sales holds true:
(1) A desired item is something that's just stored in the family's garage; it’s not one of the items for sale.
(2) The item has already been sold, and the homeowner is just “holding” it till the buyer gets back with either the money or a vehicle to transport the item to his own home.
(3) The item is too expensive, and the seller will not budge on the price. (Note: this is not always an "all hope is lost" situation --- you may have at least two additional options. First, try coming back again later in the day to see if the item is still unsold --- if YOU think that the item is overpriced, then most OTHER yard-sailers may think so, too, and so nobody else may have bought the item yet, either, giving you a second crack at possibly purchasing it at a reduced price, especially since by now the seller may likely feel a bit "desperate" to get rid of it. And second, have a glance at the trash-heap out front of the person’s house that evening --- sometimes unsold yard-sale items will simply be tossed out, and so you can then get them for free.)
(4) The item is something that you would logically want to test out first to make sure it operates satisfactorily, but there is no hookup for electricity/water/telephone/internet/antenna/audio/video at the site of the sale, and the stubborn owner will not allow you to either bring the item into his house or temporarily take it somewhere else to test it.
(1) A desired item is something that's just stored in the family's garage; it’s not one of the items for sale.
(2) The item has already been sold, and the homeowner is just “holding” it till the buyer gets back with either the money or a vehicle to transport the item to his own home.
(3) The item is too expensive, and the seller will not budge on the price. (Note: this is not always an "all hope is lost" situation --- you may have at least two additional options. First, try coming back again later in the day to see if the item is still unsold --- if YOU think that the item is overpriced, then most OTHER yard-sailers may think so, too, and so nobody else may have bought the item yet, either, giving you a second crack at possibly purchasing it at a reduced price, especially since by now the seller may likely feel a bit "desperate" to get rid of it. And second, have a glance at the trash-heap out front of the person’s house that evening --- sometimes unsold yard-sale items will simply be tossed out, and so you can then get them for free.)
(4) The item is something that you would logically want to test out first to make sure it operates satisfactorily, but there is no hookup for electricity/water/telephone/internet/antenna/audio/video at the site of the sale, and the stubborn owner will not allow you to either bring the item into his house or temporarily take it somewhere else to test it.
by QuacksO August 01, 2018
Opportunistic looting during civil unrest.
Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales
Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales
Where'd you get that 60-inch tv, brah?
Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!
Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2019
A really good business based out of Michigan, northern Indiana and Ohio. They sell all kinds of trees and plants! Give em' a shout
Person 1: "DRO2 tree sales planted my trees! The neighborhood loves them!"
Person 2 "OK, I want some let me talk to the wife, and or if I get that house."
*we will never hear from Person 2 again*
Person 2 "OK, I want some let me talk to the wife, and or if I get that house."
*we will never hear from Person 2 again*
by Gettinlaid69420 June 30, 2022
(noun); A male stripper
"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."
by +тнαт σηє gυу уσυ нαтє November 07, 2017