staples

A useful tool for tapeless times.

"uh oh, i ran out of tape.. now what do i do?"

"staples my friend.. staples"

by dr. toofess April 12, 2013

Stapleton

1 (N) A Person, when asked to do something, says ok then walks away and stares into space 2 A person that mumbles incoherent words that have nothing to do with anything that has taken place in the last fifty years. 3 A person that does the two things above at once. 4 A person that has an extremely long chin hair that grows back within a matter of hours. 5 Someone that can't remeber what they are doing so they act like they know what is going on and eventually go into their "Special Rooom". 5 The first steroind free bearded lady. 6 A woman wiht a large bald spot on top of their head that they know nothing about. 7 A person that, if you throw crackers at her head and hit her in the eye, will take ten minutes to realize what just happened. 7 Joey's lover. 8 A rather large block of nothing that slightly resemble human. Orriginally found on Mars (even they didn't want her). 9 A cross between a man and woman.

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am going to do a Stapleton in the closet.

by Skared January 26, 2008

stap

-To bum a cigarette.
-Spineless
-To not drive one's own vehicle
-Attracted to beastly women
-To question one's sexuality
-To be hated at work by all
-A piece of shit who thinks everyone likes you
-Refer to ear fart!

"hey, can i stap a smoke?"
"honey, can i drive my car today?.....why not?"
"haha that's a good one, you got me good."
"i'm so glad everybody likes me"

by B Clark November 8, 2007

swap it out

swap it out means to fight with someone physically

"do u want to swap it out hoe"-gurl 1
"oh hell yeah ill whoop your ass"-gurl 2

by XoxoJoc June 12, 2006

Stapler Gun

A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.

You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.

by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

swoop and swap

To shoplift or "hustle" someplace or someone by means of surprise (i.e Asking a complex or incomplete question in order to distract the person being "hustled")

That nigga asked me "Hey, I'm looking for the diet water in the Freudian personality section. Do you know the coordinates of it?" and ran the fuck out with a subway sandwich. I can't believed he swoop and swap my ass.

by ching blang June 29, 2008

Frankenstein Swap

The Frankenstein Swap is a further evolution of the sleeper look. It is basically putting a massive and insanely powerful engine, 300 - 600 horses or more, into an incredibly ugly and usually damaged chassis. Thus the Frankenstein reference.

Dude 1: Bro did you see that Cavalier last night?! He totally blew the Lambo out the window!

Dude 2: I know man! That was the biggest wtf moment I have ever seen!

Dude 3: Musta been a Frankenstein Swap...

by Chronade October 2, 2010