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Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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Navy Steal

A person who did not serve in the military, but commits stolen valor from real U.S. Navy SEALs.
Person 1- “Look at Steven’s Facebook profile, he wrote the He’s a Navy Seal.”

Person 2- “I’ve known him straight out of high school, he never enlisted in any branch. Navy STEAL sounds more like it.”
by The Dequalizer August 8, 2019
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Quiet Stealing

The common act of a company/ceo overexerting or forcing workers to work harder or go above and beyond for no additional pay raise or for miniscule "rewards" that do little to help the workers pay for their day to day expenses.
Everyone eroded on about how the "woke" would quiet quit despite never working a day in their lives, while the only reason was the bosses were quiet stealing in all their arrogance to line their pockets better while keeping their shareholders happy
by Shaggy Rogers February 2, 2023
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steal your fries

Steal your fries means to have a full makeout session with someone
Brianna: Boy you will not believe this, I plan to steal your fries
by Lani_love25 May 13, 2018
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black man of steal

Black Man Of Steal is an album made by Rucka Rucka Ali in 2015. The name originated from iron man's title, which is man of steel.
Non-supporter: This Black Man Of Steal album is racist af it ain't skibidi, -696969 aura
Nuckas: Fuck you you're wrong and I'll get ur ip
by Not_Dragon July 3, 2024
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