Trophy Son

Typically a son with a very feminine build. Wears shorts with a 5” inseam or smaller. Historically always finds a job as a Starbucks barista. Spends hours in the hot tub with his “boys” and is genetically predisposed to having the smallest amount of muscle mass in the family.

Conversation at family gathering

Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha

by Lesterholtshairline August 12, 2021

bitch son

Refering to ones blood related, or adopted son.

Joe is Charlie's bitch son.

by cshine July 16, 2008

son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.

Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!

by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009

uhh son

The term used to describe an attractive person of the opposite sex.

Hey yo look at dat one ho walkin ova thurr.

UHH SON!

Imma go holla at them...

by Frankie Orozco July 25, 2008

Adrian's son

Adrian's son is normally a named you call someone who is the big gay. Or someones who's dad is called Adrian.

Your so Adrian's son. You smelly gay.

by connor holling September 11, 2019

son-of-a-gun

Son-of- a-gun

He's a real son-of-a-gun.

by Jungle June 27, 2018

Son of a crackwhore

When saying "Son of a bitch" is not enough, this is used to add a bigger insult to said individual's mother.

What the fuck you done, you son of a crackwhore!

by Tittyticklerologist September 14, 2009