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Sloppy Dog

someone that you can usually find hanging around in west london play-parks stealing ice-creams, drinking red-stripe and shouting at mums also known as a nonce, a jeckle and a leach.

they have a don't care about anybody or anything attitude towards society and occasionally punch their mums in the face & or sexually assault their dads.

Sloppy dog's are usually be spotted noncing in packs of "boi's" or "ringers" at local community centre's. For amusement they play knock down ginger & knock their knuckles on a hard surface to produce a beat while making clicking or humming noises with their mouths to attract kids. Beware.. They are very aggressive and enjoy fighting and touching kids!

It is easy to become a nonce, leach or jackle if you watch the moronic ways of the Sloppy dog's for to long!
#Ringer1: Oi Boi's, i think izzy's coming to the squat party tonight...

#Ringer2: Why you watching her for, shes 15 you "Sloppy dog"

#Ringer1: you cant talk, you wifed it for 3months you "Leach"

#Ringer3: You man are both "Nonces"...

#Ringer4: Oi you "jeckle" (Ringer3) i swear i see you liking her facebook pictures.

You man are all Sloppy Dogs.
by MjpChase September 15, 2014
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Sloppy donut

When a guy cums in a male/females ass after anal and then eats the dripping cum out of their ass
I went to Anna’s house last night and gave her a sloppy donut.
by Glasslakes September 23, 2017
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sloppy chinaman

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.
After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman
by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010
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floppy sloppy

After a man cums inside the woman's vagina but continues to have sex he has a floppy sloppy.
That pussy was so good I had to keep going with a floppy sloppy.
by Pig Poppa April 16, 2015
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Sloppy with Cereal

1. Clumsy and uncoordinated. If one is clumsy, it is as if they would spill cereal if they were to eat it.
2. Unmannered, rude, or ignorant. Someone can be so rude or ignorant it would be as if they don't know how to eat cereal in a well mannered way i.e. slurping the milk, food falling out of your mouth, etc.
3. Extremely thirsty for the opposite sex. Their thirst could be so real it makes them dumb.. To the point they can't eat cereal.
1. You see that boy trippin'?? Dawg he sloppy with Cereal rn!
2. Shut yo sloppy with cereal face up fo' I shut it for ya!
3. Dawg he just be sloppy with cereal over here! He just want any lady he can find! #sws
by Theycallmerocky April 20, 2015
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Sloppy mop

A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking
My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop
by Illgiveyemaaskined June 13, 2016
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Sloppy pat

The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings on Saint Patrick's Day; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item, but on Saint Patrick's Day; The act of boonking on Saint Patrick's Day
Dude came up and all of a sudden pulled a sloppy pat on me.
by Lenny Da Lunchman December 11, 2017
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