A person of limited intelligence whose actions frequently cause inconvenience and/or frustration and/or anger in anybody that has the misfortune of having to deal with them.
Hey! You simple son of a bitch! You wrecked my car, burned down my house and tore a hole in the space time continuum! YOU SIMPLE SON OF A BITCH!
by ol' bilnick November 29, 2019
Get the simple son of a bitchmug. 
A person (man or woman) whose living is primarily supported on a simple salary from an employer. Someone that draws a salary, works for someone, and makes someone else rich.
This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.
This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.
Despite being a doctor, Fred can’t afford that Ferrari since he is a simple salary man.
Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.
Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.
Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.
Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.
by Maffeeeeew May 13, 2020
Get the Simple Salary Manmug. A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA
Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing
by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022
Get the simple dimple pop it squishmug. A term used to describe your love for a certain someone. Simple as, meaning that's all there is to it, his/her love for him/her.
Daniella: 'James, it's over'
James; 'But, Daniella, I love you, simple as.'
Daniella: 'I'm sorry, it's over.' (MSN Chat)
James: 'But I love you, simple as!'
James; 'But, Daniella, I love you, simple as.'
Daniella: 'I'm sorry, it's over.' (MSN Chat)
James: 'But I love you, simple as!'
by Nisa Taj December 18, 2011
Get the I Love You, Simple Asmug. A Chinese web phrase broadly used by college students to describe someone with immature mindset of democracy and western value standard. Originally used by former president Jiang Zeming(aka. Jiang the frog) to chide Hongkong journalists which are allegedly more athletic and always run faster than western journalists.
"Oh I really would like to live in a country with democracy!"
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."
by H.L Magician February 24, 2017
Get the too simple, sometimes naivemug. It's the tutorial tower in a Roblox game called Juke's Towers of Hell, or JToH for short.
do this as your first tower or else
do this as your first tower or else
by Phyxfg July 1, 2022
Get the tower of annoyingly simple trialsmug.