Shungite

Shreks Poop that has condensed into a Mineral
Key part of any QuanShrektom Computer

I Only need some Shungite to finish my Computer

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

shunk

n. a slurry of faeces and spermatozoa. A portmanteau word, combining shit and spunk. Alloyed where the sun don't shine, its sole destiny, it would seem, is to seek The Light.

Terry squirmed in the chair, as another shift of shunk claimed a third pair of panties.

What goes up, must come down, mused Nicky as another ooze of shunk arrived.

Passion spent, Desire defunct; all that's left is dust and shunk.

by jdxyzzy June 1, 2010

Shunt

A shaved cunt.

I only fuck girls with shunts.

by PussyVagina January 28, 2004

shunt

The revolting result of a girl's choice to whipe her ass from the front, dragging mad doo-doo across her cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving doo-doo butter and the occasional peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.

After buying the chick like seven drinks, I get her home only to discover she was dragging a shunt around under that skirt all night--I did her anyway.

by Showers September 28, 2006

Shunked it

Hitting a curb at excessive speeds.

Holy shit Andy you just shunked it back there in the mall parking lot.

by Justin Wendt April 22, 2006

shunt

To give a small tip in response to poor service from ur server

Man, the forks dirty, my eggs r cold, and I still don't have a drink! This bitch gettin shunted

by cali diezal December 20, 2010

shunk

very uncool

you are very shunk

by buttsnicker March 14, 2010