shrimp cocktail

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.

I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.

by poidog May 17, 2008

Shrimping

Is when you eat so much food that you become lethargic and want to sleep (the after Christmas dinner feeling). This idea is driven from shrimp that swim up the water column to the surface and eat so much food it causes them to fall asleep and sink to the bottom.

I am shrimping so bad after all that food.

by EBPbiologist January 10, 2014

shrimp cocktail

a very short man who gets no punany

Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.

by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008

shrimp canal

a term used to reference a cum filled vagina that will soon be sucked dry by the guy or guys that have just filled it.

last night sam took a trip on the shrimp canal and all he came back with was a mouthful of nut

by katie modis March 24, 2009

shrimp footing

verb: the act of dipping ones foot into a bucket of ice, then inserting the foot into the female genetalia while wiggling the toes rapidly.

'Did you hear how John was caught Shrimp Footing Marta?'

by Ewik Appleseed October 4, 2010

shrimp throat

Putting a limp penis in her mouth and let her tongue make it erect through quick jerks like a swimming shrimp

She helps me get it going through a shrimp throat move.

by Ex-Texas December 15, 2014

Shrimp Whore

A short guy/girl that think they own the place and are an extreme bitch to everyone.

"Dude Jessica is such a Shrimp Whore."

by Blue.w4ffle.69 March 27, 2016