shrimp cocktail

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.

I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.

by poidog May 17, 2008

Shrimping

Is when you eat so much food that you become lethargic and want to sleep (the after Christmas dinner feeling). This idea is driven from shrimp that swim up the water column to the surface and eat so much food it causes them to fall asleep and sink to the bottom.

I am shrimping so bad after all that food.

by EBPbiologist January 10, 2014

shrimp cocktail

a very short man who gets no punany

Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.

by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008

shrimp canal

a term used to reference a cum filled vagina that will soon be sucked dry by the guy or guys that have just filled it.

last night sam took a trip on the shrimp canal and all he came back with was a mouthful of nut

by katie modis March 24, 2009

Shrimp Up

Body roll on another person.... yell shrimp up in the process, instead of squaring up to someone. You use a body roll because shrimp are curvy, you only use this to make another person feel confused and inferior to you.

She felt inferior so she walked up to the other lady in the restroom yelled "shrimp up" body rolled and walked away.

by Teenager life December 30, 2016

Shrimp Daddy

(N): Like sugar daddy, but a wealthy male figure who can afford to buy a fine young lady the pre-packaged bag of shrimp available at many supermarkets. Can also apply to someone who buys any shrimp products for a potential sexual or romantic partner.

Person 1: "I am so lonely, and could really use some shell fish right about now."
Person 2: "Girl, sounds like you need to get yourself a shrimp daddy."

by J and A Define the World May 21, 2019

lil shrimp

Lil shrimp is a little renowned rapper from oslo norway he has lived a though life and you can feel that trough his music.
he is most known by the song big bank wich he had to take down after sued by his own mom for slandering their name.

yo dude you heard that new lil shrimp track
Nah dude is it fire thoug
Is iT FirE THOgh off course bruh you trippin

by snusgang420 May 20, 2019