that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 16, 2015

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 02, 2012

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 12, 2021

Poo Shoveller

1. Someone who shovels poo for a living.

2. Someone who stuffs poo in another person's rectum.

Also known as Shit Shoveller.

Mitch: "James just came back from his excrement orgy"

Sam: "He is such a poo shoveller!"

by Internet Cancer October 17, 2009

Shovel time

The time when it becomes necessary to kill a snake by cutting its head off with a shovel

Whenever Grandpa Pee Wee saw a snake, we all knew it was shovel time

by A Dub 00 June 26, 2017

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

by ViperUrban June 06, 2024

shovel play

The act of taking a shovel and shoving it up your rectum as an act of sexual pleasure.

“Have you heard what Taylor did the other day with Jordan? They love shovel play”

by suedylan December 07, 2024