Sneezer Salad

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.

Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad

by Trainius M November 23, 2018

Salad Head

A person who likes Joey Salads.

Man, he’s such a salad head!
Yeah, I saw him watching Joey Salads yesterday.

by saltandvinibba January 12, 2018

Salad God

A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.

Salad God is an awful character please kill him

by SexualDorito69 June 02, 2018

Shitty Salad

A shitty salad that is really shitty

*shitty salad*
"damn that's a shitty salad"

by _Feddi_ May 05, 2020

flute salad

The biggest and loudest banger in the game Runescape. Official theme song of the clan Calquats

Cam - yo homie pass me the aux
Homie - aight but u better play a banger
Cam - you already know nigga, we bumpin flute salad.

by DeeZeRS March 28, 2017

lap salad

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.

I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!

She’s always giving lap salads.

by Salty fish November 05, 2017

Heck Salad

A less obvious synonym for cannabis, as devil's lettuce has become mainstream for police suspicion

Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?

by HeckTheHawk April 24, 2018