sad pancakes

1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.

2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

3. Pour Syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.

I make sad pancakes every time Meggen cheats on me with Declan.

by Shamusteh September 6, 2015

the big sad

1. depression
2. The Great Depression, a period of time in America when the economy basically went kaput.

1. depressed reddit user: I have the big sad

2. The Great Depression was bad for everyone. Many jobs were lost and people forced to live out on the streets since they couldn't pay rent.

by alfreydo April 4, 2019

sad penis

Playful slang for a soft, limp, or flaccid penis. The opposite of happy penis.

My girlfriend unzipped my pants, but my penis just hung down. She looked up at me. "Sad penis?" she asked with a pout.

"Sad penis," I sighed.

She grinned wickedly. "I'll fix that," she said, as she took me into her mouth and started to blow me.

by Comet of Shadow July 17, 2013

So sad

Alexa play decpacito

This is so sad Alexa play decpacito

by 1 2 Oatmeal February 20, 2019

Strong Sad

a depressing lump. A big, grey, elephant footed depressing lump...But look how cute he is!! awwww!!

Each Day We Die A little More

by the spoony one September 1, 2003

Strong Sad

A fat, underappreciated, elephant-footed, gray guy who talks to trees, board games, and walls. He is good at drawing and writing, but socialy dead. His brothers are Strong Mad and Strong Bad.

"I don't like food anymore"

by Ratboy November 10, 2003

sad sex

when you're sad so you have sex with someone else who is sad. you will both cry somewhere in the sex.

Jerry was sad so he called Karen and they had sad sex.

by emoly2019 January 26, 2016