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looser pooser

estuped esmeralda rivera you are such a looser pooser to be even reading this sentence.
by kwazy kewl keekers May 11, 2009
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transitive property of hoe

1. The friend of a hoe, is also a hoe.
You sucked three dicks yesterday. Shit I can't be seen with you. The transitive property of hoe forbids it
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emo poser

*A person who seems to claim that he/she is emo.
*Trys to get attention by showing thier porposly made cuts.
*likes the following bands:my chemical romance,fall out boy,or panic!at the disco and a few more.
*Is rich and really has no problems in thier life.
*ONLY hangs out with real emos(who eventually find out how much of a poser he/she are and rejectes her/him).
*Thinks that thier life sucks.
*Follows all the rules to emo style.
*would actually look up emo poser to prevent from being called one.
A real emo would act like themselves and not ALL emos are the same every emo has thier own differences the only feature that they share is having emotioanal feelings.
emo poser:RAWK ON DUDE
true emo:0.0 what the hell is wrong with u i thoght u were emo
emo poser:yea im sooo emo i think im going to cut myself
true emo:what the hell fuck u
emo poser:i thought u were my friend
true emo:not with posers
emo poser:*silence*
true emo:why don't u just go home and cut ur self deeper
emo poser:*silence*
true emo:poser.....
by Anna rodriguez August 1, 2007
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poserpod

A wanna-be ipod.
Any form of music player that resembles an ipod, is known as a poserpod.
OMG look at Troy's PoserPod!
by chronx September 9, 2006
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Posers

Somebody who is false, who likes to be seen as cool.Wants to fit in but gets it wrong. Listens to crap music

example: Avril Lavigne.
Poser : I would like to buy a Avril Lavigne T-Shirt.

Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.

*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*

Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*

Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.

Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?

Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!

Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!

*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*
by O:^-^ Pink Floyd ^-^ :O June 14, 2006
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distributive property

when you break a number up in to parts to add or multiply faster if you know your facts
distributive property:
47 x 71
(40 x 70) ( 7 x 1)
280 + 7
280
by fdceijklihjmdihumdpiuoujgreojo January 31, 2014
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Veggie Poser

One who claims to be vegetarian, yet eats chicken, fish, and sometimes pork. Will eat the dead muscle tissue of animals as long as they weren't "cute and fuzzly" in life.
Veggie Poser: Eating beef is MURDER! -eats turkey burger-
by The Indie Chick October 22, 2006
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