pooper promoter

Someone who always talks about anal sex and how great it is. Usually telling others how they need to try it.

Example: "Did she let you put it in her ass, it's the best man"

We met a Pooper Promoter at the party last night. So when we got home we had to try it in the butt. They were right, it was great!

by UltraPurp March 2, 2019

pizza pooper

JDaddy Bossman

I was gonna post pizza lives but I saw the Pizza Pooper was around

by Cairo Creepcake October 16, 2021

peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.

The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.

by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017

surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.

After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.

by justducky February 8, 2014

pooper scooper

When someone is doing a*** and the person who's a*** is being penetrated wants to shit they are a pooper scooper

Why'd you have to do a pooper scooper... I was so h****

by slangdangbangguy April 24, 2020

Party pooper

A little, small guy who poops candy.

Omg. Insert name here was such a party pooper last night. Did you see what he/she left in the toilet?

by ABlinkin October 15, 2021

Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"

by defineer February 23, 2023