milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline

Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

by William Roberts January 5, 2020

falling metal pipe

when the metal pipe falls over it goes something like:
dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

person 1: BRO WATCH OUT THAT METAL PIPE BOUTTA FALL
person 2: AH HELL NAH I DIDNT WATCH IT
the falling metal pipe from across the room: dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

by waoighowegh April 15, 2023

alasken pipeline

When a woman takes a dump in a condom then places it into the freezer for a later time to pound her snatch with it.

Holly Anne sure loves to do the alasken pipeline on her new web cam.

by stevenpeedonyourface June 5, 2009

Brazillian Oil Pipe

The process of sticking a turkey baster up your female friends butt-hole and proceeding to pump black gold.

My gal doesnt like the anal but she loves her Brazillian Oil Pipe

by Adonkadonk April 28, 2010

piffed

When you're high or stoned after smokin marijuana, commonly used in urban areas.

Damn dude, this party's wack, lets go light up a blunt and get piffed.

by King Kron March 23, 2007

Pittsburgh Pipe

Where a Woman (or Man) gives a Blowjob or Blumpkin by:

1) Sucking on the tip of the dick

2) Cups the balls (like the botom of a pipe).

3) Proceeds to light the pubic hair on fire while "puffing" on the dick.

"Michelle gave me a "Pittsburgh Pipe" last night dude!"

"No Way man, that's awesome!"

"I know! I don't think my pubes will ever grow back!"

by PockaCabeza January 16, 2010