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New balance Puerto Rican

Generally a Puerto Rican from the Bronx containing lack of “drip” or “swag”.
Usually wearing clothes that could be found in the display or V.i.m. Bootcut jeans with Rips and fitted hats with atrocious logos.l such as “Bronx hustler” or “Grind”..
Jose:Hey you heard that new Pete powerz I think that niggas fly.
Manio: I think that nigga a new balance Puerto Rican.
by Mr Milk February 10, 2020
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Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus
Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday
by uknev2016 March 26, 2021
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Puerto Rican Style

"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."

"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."
by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012
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puerto rican cheescake

Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it
Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan
by Tyler_spees November 9, 2018
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Puerto Rican roll out

Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.
"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"
by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017
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puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
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Puerto Rican Thumbprint

The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.
I totally gave Tito’s mom the Puerto Rican Thumbprint last night!
by Tito’s step Papi November 12, 2022
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