Premature Salutation

Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.

Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.

Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?

by chager45 February 13, 2010

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

premature textulation

When you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text

Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on

Caribbean Air?

One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"

by Babbling Brook December 2, 2010

premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.

Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."

by catherineroxit October 1, 2010

premature triumphalism

The time between when she said yes, to the sms she's telling you she has to cancel...

dream girl:" I'll see you tonight.. wink wink"

guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."

you call your mate and tell him..

he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"

by elzi August 22, 2010

premature triumphalism

thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...

Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!

Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!

by elzi August 22, 2010

Premature Minimization

Closing an open computer Window prior to finishing a form or timed operation. Causing you to have to start all over.

No, I didn't finish my Online exam, I missed five questions because of premature minimization. The window closed and I had to close five other screens before I could get it back.

by DjLimitless2 May 21, 2011