mushroom patch

A place where someone - usually the so-called authorities - keeps their captive audience in the dark and feeds them shit.

If Grabber O'Riley or Doper Limpaw can detect that you are operating off of their sociological mushroom patch they are gonna give you holy hell at every opportunity.

In the great flick the TRUMAN SHOW a very detailed mushroom patch was created by ad boys and girls for Jim Carrey.

by Wizard of Word September 8, 2007

soul patch

shit on the chin; pubes of the face

Larry's soul patch makes me want to puke.

by Dearmont3109 February 24, 2009

the patch

denoting a woman's public hair shaved in a tiny square shape above her special area. ant. the line or the shrub.

That hottie has the patch, it's shaped like a heart.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

Vanilla Patch

Noun.

Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.

Is she a natural blonde? Ya man, she had a vanilla patch.

by kikokiko95 June 22, 2009

Melon Patch

A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.

"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."

"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."

by xDreaMxSilencEx October 16, 2010

desert patch

When you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.

Hey what's up desert patch?

by Natasha Kastermans March 29, 2008

Soul Patch

A person questioning their sexuality who uses a same sex openly gay friend to have a pseudo-relationship with. They flirt with, question, and faux date their gay friend under the guise of friends hanging out.

It doesn't cover up as much as a full beard, and most people can see what's going on underneath.

My best friend asked me to the movies and asked me how I "knew" I was sexually attracted to women, I think I am her soul patch.

My friend insists we hang out everyday, when I told him I was too busy he acted like I broke up with him. I think I am his soul patch.

by KerrHomos January 22, 2015