Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

glue

glue is god, glue is the most funny person ever, glue is pretty glue is giulia 🤪🤪
glue is glue cause i sniff glue

“glue is super cool”
“yea ofc it is”

by gottaloveglue April 2, 2022

Gentleman's Glue

Warm, Creamy, Delicious discharge from a mans beef steak, occurs after he becomes too excited. WARNING: May cause menstruation to end for a nine month period, followed by 18+ years of hell.

Person 1: "What's on the floor in there?"
Person 2: "my own special brand of gentleman's glue"

by Those who always Watch January 5, 2014

The Super Glue

The act of squeezing a girls ass cheeks together during sex right before you nut and when you release your steamy load you let it dry. After it dries, release her cheeks and revel in the fact they no longer separate.

Bro I just used the super glue on Jessie last night! Felt great to finally use it.

by The_crimson_fucker February 28, 2020

throwing glue

Jerking off / rubbing one out, solely out of boredom.

I had nothing better to do than throwing glue on my lunch break today.

by #raoul duke October 5, 2016

sexy glue

Ya know. That sticky stuff that babies be made of. Man product. Salty yogurt.

I walked into the crazy butcher, and my sexy glue made stickies in my pants.

by Kramschmidy October 21, 2022

Glue sandwich

When somebody has been running there mouth and suddenly...they don’t wanna talk anymore

You not so tough no mo!!!....you must had a glue sandwich for lunch..?!

by Epic100 October 16, 2018