When a girl where’s underwear that is to small that cuts her ass cheeks in 2 so it looks as if she has 4 ass cheeks
by Therealbitch.co August 28, 2019
When a girl (usually spoiled) pretends that she does not give a fuck (when in reality she does) about a situation and says the word "shit" but she says it more like "shaaaat" moving her lips to the side and her cheek bulges out exposing acne scars. Usually done by somewhat unattractive (rich) girls that have been cheated on and stepped on by drug dealers.
by abelisious February 23, 2011
This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.
Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.
Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.
Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK
by addiiafrate April 25, 2022
“Oh I see you’ve got a smile, have you been in thatchers cheek today”
“Arghhh my balls are drained, I’ve been to Thatcher’s cheek today”
“Arghhh my balls are drained, I’ve been to Thatcher’s cheek today”
by Bigmanotfromnailsea April 08, 2021
When eating a girl out and she queefs on your faces. This Leaves you alone contemplating life tasting your own stink cheeks.
Man 1: Ah man Rebeeca gave me stink cheeks yesterday.
Man 2: Damn I always knew dat bitch was nasty, stay the fuck away from me with those stink cheeks tho.
Man 2: Damn I always knew dat bitch was nasty, stay the fuck away from me with those stink cheeks tho.
by BigBadBibba June 05, 2018
by LarryIsHuge March 11, 2022
When you and your bro need to share a seat designed for one ass and you both agree to split the difference with your two asses and half-cheek it.
In the most basic half-cheeking form, both you and your bro will have one leg planted on the floor for support and the opposite cheek on the seat.
In the most basic half-cheeking form, both you and your bro will have one leg planted on the floor for support and the opposite cheek on the seat.
“Yo man, I just saw you from across the pool hall half-cheeking that chair with your bro. Y’all must be pretty close…”
by sackerland May 29, 2022