John

OMG he has a john :(
by cent anatomy May 30, 2013
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John

A douche bag who breaks hearts and temperamental. Always changes his mind. Messed up in the head. Always fighting with you when he knows he is wrong. When he finds out a girl likes him, even if he doesn't like her, he dumps his current girlfriend for her. Got laid when he was 12. He likes sluts named Kenzie. He is a heart breaker. Constantly lying to you. Does have a sweet side though, and a hott body. He will pick on his girlfriends best friend though.
Girl 1: He hurt me so bad!
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: John
Girl 2: Oh he was a douche anyways!
by HKlove November 1, 2010
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John

john can be a good friend at times but also fuck you john
"john can be good sometime, but fuck you"
by screw john September 7, 2019
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John

awesome mexican guy with a big dick (yes even bigger than Pedro) and also have this italian faggot kid named Raul on his dick
John is such an awesome and talented archer and got a big dick

Yeah Raul loves sucking John's dick
by anonymouslelo May 17, 2014
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John

John's are typical arrogant people who like nothing more than to annoy everybody they meet, they change who they are just to be 'cool' and are well known for being totally rude to people for no reason. Pompous and upper-class, avoid at all costs.
He's so full of himself, must be a John
by PenelopeBrian July 7, 2011
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Johns

Commonly used terrorist name in Saudi Arabia, originated from the massive genocide of over 100,000 men named "John", when directly translated means one who kills John, or flys a plane into his house.
Watch out for that Johns over there, he's got it out for you John!
by Billy Gates September 14, 2004
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John

A fat bruce lee looking frog that can do the truffle shuffle and can't see his dick when he looks down
by helloffahho November 3, 2010
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