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The Mackey Special

Leaving a duke (poop, turd, feces, etc) in a urinal.
Description of The Mackey Special:

Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
by Violent Milk July 6, 2011
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The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.
Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."
by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015
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Junkyard Special

A multicolored car like a blue and purple door, a green hood and a black bumper/A car that is made from parts of other cars found at the junkyard
"What a dumb looking car"
"Which one?"
"The car over there that has two different colored doors"
"Oh, it's called a Junkyard Special, made from parts from other cars"
by chicagoman619 November 1, 2014
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Spaghetti Special

A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.
Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!
by Funforme6789 July 28, 2016
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Talia Special

When a man sleeps in the same bed as a woman but does not engage in any intercourse .
Nick pulled the Talia Special with Emma last night. He was pissed they didn’t get to fuck but they both fell asleep right away.
by Jbreen21 May 4, 2022
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special slurpees

adding something of the alcoholic variety to a slurpee you purchase from quick zone. this best combination is coke slurpee with malibu coconut rum. can be drank on your way to class, after a hard day of school, afternoon snack or if you are just parched. very discreet way to maintain your buzz without getting caught by the RA's.
hey kelso wanna grab some special slurpees and then go hang out in the lounge?
--- ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.
by JHALL229 January 10, 2009
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Chuck Special

Noun. to bring your boy down hella low, but then you're just playing
"Bro Wiley's pissing me off. I'm gonna check him with a Chuck Special"
by Bmpittypoop October 9, 2017
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