Thong Truffle

Bits of fecal matter stuck to a thong or G-String.

Dude likes her so much, he ate her thong truffles.

by Vantallywacker August 6, 2025

Le-Thong James

When u pull a thong out of a bent over woman's ass as far as it will stretch, do a gagger off her turd cutter and release the bungee thread back into her cheek canyon creating a plume of white powder resembling le-bron james’ powdered hand clap.

I went to the strip club last night and hit this stripper w the Le-Thong James in the champagne room

by Mikaela Slopko February 10, 2024

Thongs

Australian flip flops

Mum: Oi grab ya thongs we’re heading off to the servo (service station)

by Littleaussiesheila August 6, 2018

Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.

Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!

by Sirbigdickalot May 31, 2016

Thong Stain

Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!

"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023

thong berry

A thong berry is what happens when you think you're done with your period, so you put on a thong, but you end up with a congealed blob of gooey uterine blood stuck on your skank floss.

I thought I was done leaking uterus jelly, so I wore and thong that day and ended up with a stank thong berry.

I like CapnCrunch with thong berries

by 2LBSofTOE March 13, 2014

donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)

"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"

by joey bugsville November 10, 2020