Turtle-necking

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

by AGBJ January 21, 2021

Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021

turkey necking

when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck”

hey bro, do you wanna get some turkey necking in before family dinner?

by basicbarry November 25, 2021

Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.

When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!

by Arvileng October 1, 2022

Angrius Neckis

The fatty space on a shaved head between the base of the neck and the base of the skull forming an agitated roll red in color.

Orville was so pissed that the neighbors hold garage church every Friday and Sunday evening that his Angrius Neckis recited the lyrics to Slayers Angel of Death!!

by Angrius Neckis June 10, 2023

Navarrete Necktie

Getting choked out at work by your state wrestling champ coworker when you told him you are a jujitsu master.

A person (of the jujitsu type) tells his coworker (a former state wrestling champ) that he can't be choked out. The coworker proceeds to send him on a spirit journey with the classic Navarrete Necktie. Yeet

by Napalm Seagull July 20, 2024

Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023