Jean Thong

(noun) - When a girl cuts her pants so short to the point that you can see part of her ass and it's practically underwear.

Dude, did you see Jenifer? She's got the best jean thong on the block!

by derka derka derka derka jihad March 6, 2015

thong slicing

an move used mostly by ugly porn stars when the were an tight thong and take an massive shit that is very hard which then is sliced in halve by the thong

jeff: hey did u see seedvia silks video last night

mark: dude doesn't she do thong slicing of her shit

jeff: yah and it is so hot

mark :........ why I am i even friend with u

by hgsd November 22, 2016

thong rip

smoking a substance off a stripper's ass

Did you get high off that thong rip from the strip club last night?

by DirtyHobo November 26, 2016

burnt thong

An insult to someone who has a ugly/burnt head, typically used in Australia to also describe aboriginals

"Ya got a head like a Burnt Thong"

"Have you seen steve"?
"Yeah mate, his one ugly cunt, got a head like a burnt thong"

by Op4 November 30, 2016

thong thursday

a day were gay men where thongs and give lap dances to buzzfeed feminist

wow im so ready for thong thursday

by papi blueface June 3, 2019

Thong

1. A cheap rubber sandal, often stereotyped to be used by Australians.

2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.

1. On the hot Australian beach, Steven wore thongs.

2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.

by Candinator June 4, 2019

Gum thong

When you stretch your gum vertically over your tongue, you split the tongue in half and create booty cheeks and the gum becomes the thong of said booty cheeks.

Oh damn that’s a nice looking gum thong you have there. Teach me how you do it.

by Extraivy September 23, 2019