Dusty Mustard

Is the substance that exits a girls anus when she flatulates after someone urinated inside of her colon.

Heather just shot dusty mustard in Brandon’s face after he pissed in her butt. Those two are strange.

by Pamplemousse789 November 16, 2017

Crusty mustard

When a person has diarrhea and fails to wipe thoroughly leaving a yellowish brown crust on their ass

I was fucking this one girl in the ass and notices she had some crusty mustard leftover

by Imfluffy September 11, 2016

Mustard Plugged

The act of having an object shoved into the urethra of a male by his lover.

Johnny asked Mary to be kinky so she mustard plugged him.

by SK1991 October 10, 2011

Mustard Burger

a term used for the act of fellatio in which a woman goes down on her man in the same fashion that she devours a burger, but while also pinching and licking the head of her man's penis as if it were the tip of the mustard bottle;
i.e: da mule mustard burger

"Come here, baby, and I'll give you some of that mustard burger action."

by Mimi Woodhaven July 7, 2006

kernal mustard

The best battlefield vietnam, 1942, and cod player ever. He is ranked 4 in bf1942 out of the thousands of kids who play it.if you ever see this kid on the battlefield you better run.

kernal mustard killed 1337willy

kernal mustard killed xjohnnyx

kernal mustard killed ur mom45

kernal mustard killed pete69

by dratsum lanrek April 17, 2004

Cutting the Mustard

To fart. Not just a normal fart though, an extra stinky, spicy fart.

Sami had a bratwurst for lunch, now she cant stop cutting the mustard.

by udonishaslem October 14, 2014

Buttock Mustard

The mixture of seaman and excrement resulting from anal sex

"I screwed my girl up the A-hole last night"
"How was it?"
"It was great but I got covered in buttock mustard straight after"

by dann2cv November 17, 2009