motherfluffer

Baby friendly substitute for motherfucker.

Listen Jimmy, you motherfluffer, im not fluffin' around. Give me back my stuffed giraffe.

by tpain_cool May 10, 2011

mother in law

the fattest, ugliest, meanest, most fake, evil, stinkiest thing (with chin hair) you can imagine.

If my mother in law wasn't so gross and ever got laid she might not be such a cunt.

by Splish Splash October 2, 2003

teenage mother

the polite way to call someone a slut

She got pregnant at 14.

She's quite the teenage mother.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

mother's day

a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......

a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift

i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day

if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them

by tha truth teller May 18, 2006

snakes on a mother fucking plane

The excited way of describing one of the most hyped movies of the summer, Snakes on a Plane. Used by Samuel L. Jackson in an interview with Jon Stewart.

"Yes! Snakes on a mother fucking plane!"

by ahdeesan August 19, 2006

sexy mother fucker

refering to an attractive person. someone who is extremely hot. someone you want to do the second you lay eyes on them.

erin-looks at a emo boy-" DAMN THAT IS ONE SEXY MOTHER FUCKER"
taylor-looks over-" DAMN STRAIGHT"

by Tzzayylorr August 8, 2006

Bitch mother fucker

A person (male or female) that’s a mother fucker or has generally just pissed you off.

*martin hits you* martin wasowski you’re a bitch mother fucker

by Ellie sheek sheek January 11, 2018