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Milkshake Slang

The act in which a female person gargles male semen for so long until it becomes so soft and unsticky that it essentially becomes a milkshake.
Man 1: Dude, last night Janey milkshake slanged.

Man 2: That's weird man.
by A Pack Of Crispy Crackers August 23, 2016
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mexican milkshake

a combination of blood, sweat, and skeet. The the three are normally the direct result of a member of the D-Unit or Skeet Squad.
After Dewey came back from Smoothie King, he decided he'd rather call up his friend Godfrey over for a delightful sharing of mexican milkshakes
by skeetmanhickerson January 12, 2009
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marijuana milkshake

A marijuana milkshake is when you put a glass beer mug, bottle, cup, etc. in a freezer and let it frost over. Once it is frosted over you blow a shotgun into the glass then pass the glass to someone else and they "drink" the smoke.
Hey! Who's down for a marijuana milkshake?!
by KoffinKay June 23, 2011
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english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.
Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!
by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015
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buttfuck milkshake

An alcoholic drink which consists of whipped cream vodka, banana liquor, kaluah, chocolate syrup, and milk.
While waiting for a train at the railroad tracks, "oh, shit, this long line is such a buttfuck milkshake."

Or- "I could really go for a buttfuck milkshake right about now."
by heisnathethegreat25 December 17, 2017
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Tijuana milkshake

When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰
Me and my ex are dirty we did the Tijuana milkshake after hitting the gym.
by Joe asskick May 8, 2019
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DC Milkshake

Usually from Washington DC, it is a drink with Kahlua, coffee, and a lot of fresh breast milk by an attractive woman in her twenties/teens.
Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Customer: DC Milkshake!
Hidden Women Bra-less Bartender: It's here...
by Metalfukker August 7, 2012
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