Milkshake Slang

The act in which a female person gargles male semen for so long until it becomes so soft and unsticky that it essentially becomes a milkshake.

Man 1: Dude, last night Janey milkshake slanged.

Man 2: That's weird man.

by A Pack Of Crispy Crackers August 23, 2016

mexican milkshake

a combination of blood, sweat, and skeet. The the three are normally the direct result of a member of the D-Unit or Skeet Squad.

After Dewey came back from Smoothie King, he decided he'd rather call up his friend Godfrey over for a delightful sharing of mexican milkshakes

by skeetmanhickerson January 12, 2009

marijuana milkshake

A marijuana milkshake is when you put a glass beer mug, bottle, cup, etc. in a freezer and let it frost over. Once it is frosted over you blow a shotgun into the glass then pass the glass to someone else and they "drink" the smoke.

Hey! Who's down for a marijuana milkshake?!

by KoffinKay June 23, 2011

Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back seat of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring ate out from the back by your fathers daughter and sloppy top from some homeless guy in the front while you sip on an McDonald’s milkshake.

My day was terrible yesterday until I was delightfully surprised with a sexy milkshake on my road-trip.

by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021

Strawberry Milkshake

When a man creampies a woman on her period and eats her out with the blood and cum mixing together

my mouth felt a strawberry milkshake last night

by Damenzo July 23, 2020

Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Mexican Milkshake

Gleason's beverage of choice. He uses it to wash down his fart sandwiches.

Gleason guzzled that Mexican Milkshake down so quickly, I didn't even get to try it!

by QJ Qukasheviq June 22, 2018