A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016
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Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: Oh just blue haired boy
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Person 2: Miles Locke of course!
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Person 1: Who’s blue haired boy?
Person 2: Miles Locke of course!
by Mileslocke12 January 16, 2018
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Get the Miles bridges mug.Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.
Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
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Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019
Get the miles gloriosus mug.Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
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Road man 2 “Well that is cause she is on road”
Road man 2 “Well that is cause she is on road”
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