Melanie B. Garren

A real nice German teacher who works at Chris Fore's kingdom at TPAA.
Very, very chill.
Not much more to say.

Students: *Quietly doing Duolingo*
Melanie B. Garren: "SICKA SACKA SICKA SACKA"
Students: "HOI" "HOI" "HOI"

by Cincinnatihell February 24, 2022

Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.

"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."

by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024

melanie

melanie is pretty,smart,funny,kind,giving,she has an amazing smile amazing hair amazing dark eyes you could stare into forever shes too perfect to describe sometimes shell want to talk alot but other times shell want you to be quite so you have to be careful she is determined to finish something she started and can be the best person ever if she opens up to you dont break her heart though because she will never forget you shes the perfect embodiement of a girl especially if her last name is mendoza then shes perfect but most of the time none of the guys will like her but one special one because of her kindness but that one lucky guy wont ever break her heart and will be the most loyal person ever

I wish i could date melanie

by stuffed bear November 14, 2022

Melany

Melany is a manipulative whore who always gets what she wants, she doesn’t give a fuck about anybodys opinion. Melany is hot and elegant with a heart made of stone.

Omg Melany just used me for my money

by Offaperc30 November 21, 2021

Melanie

Melanie is the best girl you’ll ever have. There’s no one else like Melanie. She is a gem, a goddess. Is you find Melanie, never let her go. She shows a front but inside her heart is guarded. Anyone who’s willing to pursue her will have a challenge. Many guys will try but she will not let her guard down easily. Even when you think you got her, don’t stop trying. She will get bored easily. She loves going out and traveling. She is obsessed with cats. She is petite and is fun to be around. Don’t lie to Melanie because it is over, she will not trust you again.

That’s just Melanie!

You and Melanie?! YOURE SO LUCKY.
I need me a Melanie.

by Nothingbutthetruth2739 November 23, 2021

Melanie

she is the reincarnation of an death angel her main goal is to drain all the energy out of your soul

her most dangerous weapon is boredom she will bore you till you'd wish you was dead making you wanna kill yourself

this only applies to a Melanie who is German and/or geography teacher

billy: she so annoying

Spiderman: typical Melanie

Melanie: heil hitler heheheheh
billy: aha............

by dedediewie April 20, 2022

Melanie King

One of the SEXIEST, HOTTEST women on YouTube. Her beauty and brains are THROUGH THE ROOF. She was also Kevin Samuels' friend and protege. "mel_da_king" is her ig page.

Have you heard of Melanie King? Check her out on YouTube.

by Marky_D September 14, 2022