Mat c

Detachable cock soup cutten like carrots in soup with special sauces and very tasty all served by dog/turtle

UMM MAT C OCK IS VERY DELICIOUS MMM NICE PINK COCK

by detatchable cock February 17, 2021

matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

by HungBoi May 18, 2021

Yuppa Mat

another name for a outdoor straw camping mat

Yo John! Dont forget the yuppa mat so our asses don't burn down at the beach

by riiree January 2, 2025

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

Bosnian Welcome Mat

a landmine

He was pronounced dead after stepping on a Bosnian Welcome Mat.

by BrandonKT1234 October 2, 2025

Dropping mats

Like in Fortnite when you give your squad or duo partner materials when they’re low on them, you're basically putting your boy or boys onto something (doing them a service)

“Bro I’m dropping mats for you right now, you’re cracking that girl by the end of tonight”

“Yo bro if you deadass give me those test answers you'd be dropping mats hella”

by Snuzzfinder_15 November 17, 2025